DLL - Doc's Last Lan v1.0.

Terms and Conditions agreement for attendees, revision 1.0.

Copyright Doctee, Feb 2000.


*** TERMS AND CONDITIONS ***

You should carefully read the following terms and conditions
before attending the event unless you have a different agreement
agreement signed by Doctee, or his mum. Your attendance of the
event indicates your acceptance of these terms and conditions.


* TERMS *

Within this document certain words are used, their meanings 
within the scope of this document are defined below.


"Geeks"
Those without real friends - ie. those who seek online
companionship.

"Event" 
The near-annual meeting of said "geeks" at Westfield Community
Centre, Hinckley.



* AGREEMENT *

By attending the event, the Geeks promise to abide by the 
following conditions:


The Geeks

1. The Geeks will not pursue/partake in Uber-Geeky activities 
such as talking about network performance, comparing operating
systems or swapping screenshots of their desktop.

2. The Geeks will not assume the persona of a non-geek for the 
duration of the event. It is known that all invitees of the event
are geeks and attempting to deny this by acting like a Normal is
prohibited.

3. The Geeks who are aware of their light-weightedness shall not
drink amounts of alcohol with which they believe they will be unable
to cope. For Example - "Ruiner" shall not drink more than one (1) 
pint of lager/beer derivative OR more than one (1) shot of a "spirit".

4. The Geeks will not pursue activities unsuitable for a heterosexual
adult. Activities such as "Anal Rape" or "Anal Gang Banging" are
strictly prohibited. Talk of such activities is also actively 
discouraged. Let this notice serve as a warning to attendees such as 
UnZiP who are known to enjoy such discussions.

5. The Geeks will not make fun of The Host's girly hair or otherwise 
woman-like features.

6. Each Geek must make at least one (1) attempt to vandalise Vulcan 
(or the nearest "comedy" player)'s computer. Valid vandalisation 
techniques include changing the default association for all files to
play pr0n MPEGs and other "amusing" changes to his operation system.

7. In the case of a "female" being present, drool must be either:
   i) stopped at the source
   ii) caught in a suitable container

8. Aure can only come if she shows olli her "perfect tummy".

The Host

1. The host will provide a warm/dry environment for the sole purpose 
of playing first person shoot-em-up Wolf3D-Clone computer games. 
Anybody wishing to play other computer games or partake in other 
indoor activities does so at their own risk. The host does not 
accept any responsibility for "being out of breath" or "getting a 
stitch" when people choose to leave their designated chair.

2. The host will provide running water and a basic but clean sleeping 
area. 

3. The host will provide a basic network infrastructure and power supply. 
There are no guarantees to the quality of the network or the suitability
of it for the playing of games. Similarly there are no guarantees to the 
quality of the power supply. Frequent power outages are expected as they
are at any Geek Event.



These terms and conditions are preliminary and may be changed at any time, 
entirely at the discretion of The Host.